Cash and TJ talk about Elf altercations, “Sneak Insomes”, bathrobe guilt, paparazzi shame, Chapstick borrowing, ugly art, sword holsters, moonshine comebacks, and ask the question, “Why do people age so quickly at Smoky Joes Spin Cycle Cafe?”

To avoid getting sick, listen to this episode while wearing a Cashphrase Necklace and take heavy doses of Oscillococcinum…..

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